reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
i played a video game once and now im gay and i kill people
this is not how it was supposed to happen… captain america was supposed to a be a nice movie about cap and him adjusting to the 21st Century and his work at SHIELD… it wasnt supposed to destroy us emotionally and give us two new ships to scream about. no. bad cap ii.
i wish tumblr had more of a “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”
but if we kill the ignorant then they won’t live to breed and pass on their ignorance, I’m just trying to make the world a better place.
✔ Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky
the amount of serial killer references in gilmore girls is both shocking and beautiful.
jennifer lawrence is overrated and annoying, fuck her
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
liza minnelli is one of my favourite people, because she’s batshit crazy.
back in my day, the only thing naruto had going for him was the shadow clone jutsu. we didn’t have all these fancy moves u whippersnappers have these days