I’m not pregnant. I didn’t die
Reblog if it's your first "happy new year" on...
hyrulehero08 asked: I hope that you have a good new year my favorite Australian! XD
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
me: now first, i need to find your prostate...
Christina Aguilera is a little tramp. But if I had to cover one of her songs,...– Marilyn Manson