- me: i don't believe in god
- me: oh my god
- me: thank god
- me: good god
- me: god help me
shortest horror stories ever
- computer: unable to connect to the internet
- favourite band: we're breaking up.
- Family: we found your tumblr.
my teacher just said van gogh was the 19th century version of instagram
“hay guise trimmed ma beard lol”
“omg guise just tidied ma room”
“omg guise look at dis view, no filter xoxox”
“chilling in da club”
“NEW SHOES OMG”
IM G ONNA
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m going in dry
