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  • hi. alexander, 18, Australia.
    my tumblr is a pure expression of me, no pretence, no hype, just me... stripped :D

    I am:
    - a hardcore history buff
    - a serial killer groupie
    - a massive art geek
    - a xenite
    - a rampant chistina aguilera lover
    - an obcessive marilyn manson fan
    - in love with jeffrey dahmer
    - a horny gay teen!!
    - a vintage music lover
    - a diva and fashionista
    - a philospher
    - a cynic
    - a romantic
    - major geek.
    - a screaming fangirl

    i love my tumblr, and my followers. i hope you enjoy <3 //
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they’re playing the original ‘what about me’ over the PA in the cafe/bar at uni… good

0 ♥ / 19 March, 2013

dear california,

like the new tourism campaign

sincerely australia.

1 ♥ / 9 February, 2013

i like how people in america and eruope are like “five days until we all die”



…. it’s four for us you fucking assholes -.-

5 ♥ / 17 December, 2012

“australian police officer died after being hit in the head with an axe”


FINALLY SOMETHING GOREY!! 

2 ♥ / 6 December, 2012

SO MUCH BOOB SWEAT!

2 ♥ / 25 November, 2012

I CAN’T WITH THIS HEAT IN AUSTRALIA SOMEBODY KILL ME NOW OMG ARGH!!!

2 ♥ / 25 November, 2012

#THE MOST ACCURATE POST EVER #ESPECIALLY RIGHT NOW #FUCK YOU BRITAIN #WHY DID YOU COLONISE AUSTRALIA #IT LED ME TO LIVE IN THIS HEAT RIGHT NOW #FUCK YOU
37 ♥ / 24 November, 2012
8375 ♥ / 19 November, 2012

i have to wait until the 16th for Lotus. 

1 ♥ / 6 November, 2012

Can we all just take a sec, and appreciate how much of an idiot and a douche Tony Abbott is:

(on woman)  ‘I think it would be folly to expect that women will ever dominate or even approach equal representation in a large number of areas simply because their aptitudes, abilities and interests are different for physiological reasons’

5 ♥ / 24 August, 2012
eatsleepdraw:

© Mulga 2012, Ned Kelly was a Hipster, Ink on Paper stained by coffee, 30 x 40 cm
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521 ♥ / 22 August, 2012
asgardssilentsiren:

fancy-a-trip-in-the-tardis:

I found this funnier than I should have

WOO TIME ZONES

THATS RIGHT BITCHES WE ALWAYS HERE TO PLAY!!
23472 ♥ / 14 July, 2012
guess what i found!! found this in a junk shop, its a frame, and frickin&#8217; christina aguilera is the photo that came with!! and its $19.99 and its a first era photo from 99&#8217;*FANGIRLING* 
8 ♥ / 20 June, 2012

Hugh Jackman In Any Movie:

3 ♥ / 13 June, 2012
80599 ♥ / 19 May, 2012
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